captain judgmental in the hizzayyy!!

Wow. My very own blog, such an awesome responsibility. Will my verbal dexterity translate to the written word, or am I really destined to be a mere armchair blogger? Is there a better term than armchair something-or-other? because, really, all blogging is done from a chair of some kind. bed. some structure that denotes a lack of manual labor. that's the entire point, really, other than narcissitic self-gratification...

wait..is that captain judgmental, coming to smack the pretentious out of me? Yes, yes it- ow! OK, I'll stop rambling self-conciously (she wrote in her typical meta-commentary fashion)