Am I...

a terrible person because when I saw a woman with an especially saggy, jiggly, flat-cheeked yet wide butt in the airport, my thoughts were as follows?
"Dear G-d: after you are done helping us humans end hunger, war, violence, and greed, could the next item on your list of priorities be making sure that when fat starts to transfer to my ass (and I know it will, though I have been lucky so far) that is does so in a magically gravity-defying, J-Lo shelf-ass way instead of whatever that sister has goin on? Thank you."