M. and I become one in fashion snark

So tonight at this bar, while appreciating the excellent sounds of Great Day for a Race, I was dumbstruck by a young woman wearing, G-d help me, a CROPPED ribbed mock-turtleneck in a gross pale pink. When I say cropped I mean the shirt stopped about three inches below the breasts, which she chose to pair with jeans that literally skimmed the beginning of her pubic region. The combined effect was exposure of her entire hipbone, including that diagonal muscle where the torso meets the leg, gross, and her abnormally low belly button.

I knew I could count on my flatmate to know EXACTLY what I was talking about in two words. Sweet lord. She and I are in fact becoming the same person, I'm confirming the rumors right now.

Pelvis girl: why, WHY, would you expose the lower abdominals- to quote the Fug Girls, "why would she wear something that exposes the exact ring of skin that every woman wants to conceal?...Even if you're all firm and shit there, it still looks, from afar, like you're prancing around with your muffin top out! " And? did I mention? I really don't want to know the precision level of your bikini wax.