some days I just can't take it anymore

Another striking nugget of eavesdropping, this time at the Women's Studies Research Center.

*feminist scholar of world religions, who also has been stealing office supplies*: "I'm so sorry you won't be able to make my talk next week."

*normal-seeming friend*: "I know, me too."

*FSOWRWAHBSOS*: "It's going to be very important. I'm going to be completely radical and give my take on why monotheism is misogynistic and we need a complete paradigm shift to save ourselves."

That is what she said, VERBATIM.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! PLEASE G-D TELL ME THIS IS SELF-PARODY! I CAN'T...MALFUNCTIONING...PENARCHY!...LIONS!...
Seriously, maam, did you just take words that you think are relevant to feminist discourse and throw darts at them to form a thesis? Are you some sort of cheap Mary Daly knockoff? What the hell? You (and possibly one other person, intitials KE) are the reason feminism is disrespected and marginalized. Please try not to make eye contact with me in the future as the hatred from my gaze may reduce you to ashes.